I'm 18 I am adult why am I still here?
Also I sometimes write rubbish and there are people counting on me to write it? Like I have a publisher??? I don't know really how it happened but I have a book that will probably come out in 2015 maybe
(seductively licks lips)
(grabs your wrist)
(furiously hits you with your own hand)
WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY AR
Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
theme parks. just. theme parks.
but u have to pay for theme parks
that’s the adult part
son of a bitch
Fill this out in my ask box! One point for every correct answer. Ten points total. I’ll reply with your total score!
BECAUSE I DON’T THINK THERE’S ANYONE CAN GET MORE THAN FOUR POINTS. AHAHAHAHAgods…
how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”